1/ You are offended by true facts and the raw truth.

2/ If you have no sense of humor, are easily offended or are in fact Scott or Mike Fresner (Charlie Facini -OK).

3/ If you are completely bored by all the muddling going on at usscreen.com.

4/ If you own Fast Films and think it is the best software program in the world, period.

5/ you already own Spot Process and Screenprint Separator and know that Fast Films is a poor copy of both.

6/ If you think the term "simulated process" makes any freakin sense what so ever.

7/ If you only have a 2 color press.

8/ If you are obsessed with edge effects.

9/ If you think that usscreen.com is an unbiased mecca for open discussion of screen printing problems.

2. I am not  a law enforcement official, nor am I accessing this material to use against the web site operators, its affiliates or any other person or entity in any conceivable manner. 

3. I will make up my own mind on the subject of which separation program to buy and not be bullied by incredibly powerful industry gurus.

4. I am just trying to get to the bottom of the screen print separation software confusion created by Scott Fresner and Fast Films.

5. I believe in squeegees, high mesh tension and the freedom of expression provided for in the Constitution of the United States of America. 

6. I believe that all software packages are not equal. 

7. I believe in printing the best possible prints for my customers.

8. I read what Scott Fresner has posted on his Fast Films.com site and I just want to know if the competition is a bunch of lying so and so's like he says.